Chet's Cheap Grub Grill --Food Frivolity and Adventure Stories
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Episode 6 -- The Deveroux Doublecross ---Junior Mints and Flatulence, The Truth vs The Myth
Deveroux explained who he wanted killed. It seems that EuroPetro had a number of oil sites in the Bandundu Plateau region. Euro-P had a working agreement with the local Bandingo tribesmen and it appeared as though they were set to harvest a lot of black gold. Then a month ago, the security chief for EuroPetro, an American named Dent Puller, pulled up and left the job site. Just walked off into the jungle one day. A few weeks later, Puller surfaces out of the blue followed by an army made up of rouge mercenaries and convinced the Bandingos to join the party. They chased the workers out and Euro-P was shut down. Apparently the natives thought of this Puller character as some sort of mythical god.
"And this is where you come in Mr. Chet. We need someone, an American preferably, to negotiate with this madman."
"And if he doesn't want to negotiate?" I asked.
"We will discuss that unpleasant option tomorrow...at my home...say ten o'clock? Until then here is,shall we say, a down payment for your services."
Deveroux slid a neat stack of pretty Euro banc-notens across the bar. "Consider this a good faith gesture on behalf of my employers." As he walked to the door, the Frenchman turned and said, "Oh by the way Mr. Chet, my tailor makes my expensive herringbone jackets with extra length in the sleeves because of my long reach, if you know what I mean. Until tomorrow I bid you...adieu."
I waited about 15 minutes. I peeled off a couple 100 Euros and stuffed them in Mels pocket. I grabbed a cab to the local airport, bought a ticket to someplace in Europe. After landing, I exchanged the 3000 Euros I had left into $3850 American cimolions. I took a cab to a fancy hotel, got a big room, ordered room service and sat in the tub until it got cold.
The Junior Mint Myth Unmasked
(Data still being evaluated. Look for final results on the next post)
Let's Cook!
I had one of these on the airplane flight to Europe.
Ingrediments:
Loaf of Wonder Bread
Can of Hormel Vienna Sausages
Miracle Whip
Pepper
Utenseels:
One butter knife
Battery post cleaner (optional)
Open the can of Viennies and drain the nasty stuff out. Put the nasty stuff in a petri dish and observe on a weekly basis. Carefully pull the weenies out of the can starting with the one in the center first. Slice the weenies top to bottom into halves.
Spread the MW evenly on both slices of bread. Shake on the pepper. Layer the weenies on one piece of bread and then cover with the other slice. Better make at least two sandwiches. Enjoy.
Herringbone coats and pants: macys
This Just In: Calcium vs Memory
Too much calcium in the system may cause memory impairment according to doctors at Wake Forest University. So the bad news/good news would be that as you get older the calcium supplements you take for strong bones will make you forget about that step you always trip on, on your way out the door.
"And this is where you come in Mr. Chet. We need someone, an American preferably, to negotiate with this madman."
"And if he doesn't want to negotiate?" I asked.
"We will discuss that unpleasant option tomorrow...at my home...say ten o'clock? Until then here is,shall we say, a down payment for your services."
Deveroux slid a neat stack of pretty Euro banc-notens across the bar. "Consider this a good faith gesture on behalf of my employers." As he walked to the door, the Frenchman turned and said, "Oh by the way Mr. Chet, my tailor makes my expensive herringbone jackets with extra length in the sleeves because of my long reach, if you know what I mean. Until tomorrow I bid you...adieu."
I waited about 15 minutes. I peeled off a couple 100 Euros and stuffed them in Mels pocket. I grabbed a cab to the local airport, bought a ticket to someplace in Europe. After landing, I exchanged the 3000 Euros I had left into $3850 American cimolions. I took a cab to a fancy hotel, got a big room, ordered room service and sat in the tub until it got cold.
The Junior Mint Myth Unmasked
(Data still being evaluated. Look for final results on the next post)
Let's Cook!
I had one of these on the airplane flight to Europe.
Ingrediments:
Loaf of Wonder Bread
Can of Hormel Vienna Sausages
Miracle Whip
Pepper
Utenseels:
One butter knife
Battery post cleaner (optional)
Open the can of Viennies and drain the nasty stuff out. Put the nasty stuff in a petri dish and observe on a weekly basis. Carefully pull the weenies out of the can starting with the one in the center first. Slice the weenies top to bottom into halves.
Spread the MW evenly on both slices of bread. Shake on the pepper. Layer the weenies on one piece of bread and then cover with the other slice. Better make at least two sandwiches. Enjoy.
Herringbone coats and pants: macys
This Just In: Calcium vs Memory
Too much calcium in the system may cause memory impairment according to doctors at Wake Forest University. So the bad news/good news would be that as you get older the calcium supplements you take for strong bones will make you forget about that step you always trip on, on your way out the door.
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