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Food Crime Case #0812056
The Case of the Four Four-Eyed Sisters

This is perhaps one of the strangest cases of food
criminality ever recorded. These four sisters,
although living miles apart and leading four distinct separate lives, managed to create four gruesome dishes on the exact same evening. Let's begin our story with... Moire.

The shy and enigmatic Moire. Content to live at home after high school graduation while working days as a greeter for the worlds biggest floating airplane, Moire's world changed one fateful day as she pulled into the neighborhood MobilGas for an oil check and a window wash.



That's when she lay her eyes on big Gus. A dullard with a kind heart, big Gus was running in the back of the field but he was top drawer in one thing. Tires. The big lout knew his tires. Long story short, Gus and Moire fell in love, married and started a family. Moire became a stay at home mom and big Gus... big Gus got a white collar (and hat) second job at Tiger Stadium.


Wednesday -- August 21, 1959 --4:00 pm

Moire and daughter Annette were busy in the kitchen preparing what Moire thought was a nice mid-week dinner.

Because of Moire's lavish needs, Gus had been making a little money on the side delivering boot-leg tires to an "independent" dealer on the west side of town.

Wednesday -- 7:00 pm

After delivering his illegal shipment of MobilGas tires, Gus waited at a Texaco station for his side-business payoff. A nasty August monsoon blew a gale. A large black sedan pulled up at the pump. The man inside the car handed Gus an envelope full of cash. "I'm done stealing tires for you guys," said Gus. "You're done when we tell you you're done," snarled the hood as he gunned the sedan out of the driveway.

All Gus could think about on the ride home was his beautiful wife, loving daughter and a nice hot dinner. "I'll figure a way out of this," he thought to himself. "A good meal and some sleep... that's what I need."













This story does not have a happy ending. Gus arrived to an empty house There was a note on the fridge door that read "Dinner in stove -- Annette spending night with friend -- Got called into work." This is what Gus found in the stove. Macaroni and Velveeta Cheese topped with Deviled Eggs topped with Velveeta with a tomato halves garnish.